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Cheryl Gittins
Hello! Welcome to my website

My name’s Brian Gittins and you’re looking at my face.

I am a roadside café owner by day and a stand up comedian by night.

Please have a look round my site.

Enjoy yourself. You may as well; you might get a disease tomorrow!

So…have fun!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

THIS IS MY WIFE.

I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

SHE IS MY LOVER, MY FRIEND, MY BUSINESS PARTNER, MY COOK AND MY CLEANER.

WITHOUT HER THE CAFE WOULD BE NOTHING. WITHOUT ME, THE CAFE WOULDN'T BE CALLED 'BRAINZ'. IT WOULD BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE. THAT'S UP TO WHOEVER WOULD BE RUNNING THE CAFE.

TO MY WIFE, I LOVE YOU DEARLY. UNTIL DEATH DO US PART. OR SOME OTHER THING HAPPENS.

Wishing you lots of love and luck,
All the best,
Brian
THOUGHT OF THE DAY.

I urinate about 5 times a night. Do you?
NEW MEAL DEAL

Brian's Cowpat

Leftovers reheated and then mixed up to look like a cowpat £1.99

There are no images of minges or penises anywhere on this site, if that’s what you’re after you’ve come to the wrong place.
Although if you email me I might be able to sort you out.