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Brianz Transport CafeCome to Brianz - it's stomachtastically good! |
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Hello! ![]() My name’s Brian Gittins and you’re looking at my face. I am a roadside café owner by day and a stand up comedian by night. Please have a look round my site. Enjoy yourself. You may as well; you might get a disease tomorrow! So…have fun!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! THIS IS MY WIFE. I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD. SHE IS MY LOVER, MY FRIEND, MY BUSINESS PARTNER, MY COOK AND MY CLEANER. WITHOUT HER THE CAFE WOULD BE NOTHING. WITHOUT ME, THE CAFE WOULDN'T BE CALLED 'BRAINZ'. IT WOULD BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE. THAT'S UP TO WHOEVER WOULD BE RUNNING THE CAFE. TO MY WIFE, I LOVE YOU DEARLY. UNTIL DEATH DO US PART. OR SOME OTHER THING HAPPENS. Wishing you lots of love and luck, All the best, Brian |
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OF THE DAY. I urinate about 5 times a night. Do you? |
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MEAL DEAL Brian's Cowpat Leftovers reheated and then mixed up to look like a cowpat £1.99 |